It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Joy Johnson!

By: Yasmin Hassan, Staff Writer In a revelation that left the SFU community astonished and amused, it appears our esteemed president and vice-chancellor, Dr. Joy...

Quiz: Which broken SFU facility are you?

By: Phone Min Thant, Staff Writer Welcome to Simon Fraser University. You are yet another facility students pay dearly for, only to find out that...

Can’t ski, too broke

By: Yasmin Hassan, Staff Writer So, uh, I’ve been invited to go skiing. Skiing? In this economy? Right, right, I forgot that not everyone has...

goSFU? More like noSFU

By: Sarah Sorochuk, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor OK, it’s course selection season! Time to log into the easy-peasy, foolproof system called goSFU....

It’s Dear Peakie again

By: C Icart, Humour Editor and Yasmin Hassan, Staff Writer Dear Peakie,  I’m in my main character era. I love it when people watch me walk...

A guide to winning the armrest on airplanes

By: Cam Darting, Peak Associate High school history class focused on all sorts of armed conflicts. It taught us about the French Revolution, the World...

Top ten ways to commute to SFU if you forgot your Compass Card

By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate What if, one day, you can’t find your Compass Card while walking to the bus stop in the morning? After...

Memos from my damp, clean laundry

By: Sofia Chassomeris, News Writer One hour post-wash It’s been a soggy 60 minutes. The Human hasn’t been around to check on us yet, and it’s...

The phone call drama between Furstenau and Rustad

By: Maria Fernanda Osorio Arredondo, SFU Student  Sonia Furstenau was in her popular era after the initial count of votes of the 2024 provincial election....

SFUnexplained: Do I see another “out of order” sign?

By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate Can someone please tell me I’m not the only one who thinks it’s very odd that an increasing number of...