If SFU was more like Hogwarts . . .

Taking the stairs to class would be far more forgiving on your knees. Participation marks would suddenly become the most entertaining part of class. School...

The Crank Files: 2Pac and Kimbo Slice are alive in Cuba

This month we lost legendary MMA fighter Kimbo Slice — or at the very least, that’s what the media wants us to think. This...

The Crank Files: Was Curious George Originally About A Human?

Beneath the veneer of normalcy lies a world of dark shadows and the macabre. Bizarre cults, conspiracies, and creatures abound. One man seeks...

Six ways to get the perfect beach body

Beach season is rapidly approaching, but don’t worry — The Peak has got you covered with the quickest and coolest tricks to get that...

Study reveals most university students only pretend to like vodka

In a recent study conducted on university students across the country, participants answered questions regarding their vodka consumption in boths group and anonymous one-on-one...

Ten reasons your cat thinks you’re an asshole

You may adore your fuzzy feline, but it feels quite the opposite about you. In truth, your cat probably thinks you’re a real ass-hat...

Three terrible reasons you use to justify taking a summer semester

1) You have developed an irrational fear of fresh air and UV rays. 2) You’re a grad student who has promised to finish their master’s...

LAUGH TRACK: Vancouver comedian punches up with her show Rape is Real and Everywhere

Three years ago, Heather Jordan Ross made the jump from being “one of, like, two female stand-up comedians on Prince Edward Island” to part...

Jesus takes the wheel in upcoming Fast and Furious flick

After the conclusion of Furious 7, it would have been safe to assume that the Fast and the Furious franchise had driven itself from...

From the Mind of Sam Gorick

“Sometimes I like to play with a Yo-Yo so I can know what it's like to have someone come back to me.” “You know how...