A cheeky deBRIEF on wasting your best undies on a boring day

Written by Paige Riding Victoria’s Secret is out: today, my high hopes were crushed by an overwhelming sense of mediocrity. The day was so bland...

AQ Boyfriend: An SFU Dating Sim

Written by Winona Young, Features Editpr All you ever wanted from SFU was your degree. Maybe some dick, too, or perhaps a gondola. But by...

Closure cravings: My life of starting and ending romances just for the post-relationship coffee dates

Written by Zoe Vedova, Peak Associate My heartbeat was frenetic that morning. It shook the blood in my veins as I gripped my phone. I’d...

SFU Hockey riots after pile of dead rats in Residences is prioritized for NCAA accreditation

Written by Dylan Webb, Sports Editor The NCAA National Committee has released their list of sports programs that will receive NCAA accreditation for the 2019–20...

Devil attends his first ever history seminar, tearfully thanks students who advocated for him

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Decades of SFU student activism have finally paid off, it seems. Last Monday, a HIST 466 seminar welcomed a...

Meet Alex Mac-Queen: How a local hypebeast paid his tuition by reselling Balenciaga sweaters

Written by Kayli Jamieson, SFU Student The resell game among SFU students has always been quite strong in the textbook department. But who could anticipate...

Wobbly step to lower bus loop victimizes 12 first years and counting

Written by Jennifer Low, Peak Associate Yet another student is in critical condition after trying to take the stairs to the lower bus loop at...

Man celebrated as an ally for saying gay guys can blow during beer pong, too

Written by Dominic Wildebee VANCOUVER, B.C. — Last Thursday evening, a local straight man intervened in a beer pong dispute, telling all four participants that...