A modest proposal for student housing

Humour Cazzy Lewchuk - 0
As an economist, my primary goal is to make money and absorb surplus value. As a concerned professor who understands students need places indoors...
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Longing for the SFU Pisser

Humour Your Friendly Neighbourhood Duck - 0
Another year, another splash. It’s fall semester again, and we’re fully back into the swing of pumpkin spice everything, midterms, and falling in love...
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Un-pretty womaning myself

Humour Mason Mattu - 0
As the president of the Metro Vancouver Kelly Clarkson Fan Club, I was shocked, appalled, devastated, and in shambles after learning about what happened...
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C’est l’Halloween

Humour Mason Mattu - 0
Somewhere, in a galaxy that’s actually ours, a British Columbian with French skills acquired in elementary and middle school, is standing in a Spirit...
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Halloween outfits for the culturally and fiscally conscious

Humour Maya Barillas Mohan - 0
There’s nothing scarier than shelling out moolah for a Halloween costume you’ll wear to Fortune Sound Club and then never again. Pro tip: avoid...
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A guide to phonebanking with the BC Conservative Party

Humour Mason Mattu - 0
INTERNAL DOCUMENT — FOR THE EYES OF STAFFERS ONLY Thanks for agreeing to phonebank with the BC Conservative Party. After what we dub a silly...
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A hopeless romantic loses their lover to SFU Surrey

Humour Mason Mattu - 0
Just when I thought I got him to fall in love with SFU Burnaby.  Should’ve known better than to accompany him back to SFU Surrey.  I...
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What soup slurping taught me about the grindset

Humour Brick Daniels - 0
Brick Daniels, local soup connoisseur  Title: Former sales technician at Crimblus AI Solutions Location: Yaletown, Vancouver Bio: I love two things in this world: a piping hot...
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Dopamine detox gone too far

Humour Katie Walkley - 0
Most doomscrollers have heard of the dopamine detox — a total abandonment of easy dopamine hits by purging all social media. For most, this...
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24 hours in the W.A.C. Bennett Library

Humour Rehma Adnan - 0
Midterm season is upon us, AKA the season of all-nighters. However, in my quest to have the ultimate study session (yes, I know classes...
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