Progressive grade-schooler announces fair trade offerings for Fruit Roll-Up

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In a historic decision that has been generating buzz all around the playground, second-grade student Billy Stanford has made a pledge to honour only...
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Nursery rhymes for nihilists

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The itsy bitsy spider Went up the waterspout. Down came the rain and Washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. And the...
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This week in comics

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Peers (by Leslie Lu) Pun 2 3 (by Sarah Walker)
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Prominent Occupy Central supporter revealed to be pro-annexation British colonel

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Members of the Occupy Central movement were surprised this week to learn that one of their most vocal supporters, ex-Special Air Service commander Percival...
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Cat fed up with human constantly puking and shiting on her good toilet

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After months of rampant speculation and backroom meetings, area cat Whiskers has confirmed that she is sick of her human treating her toilet as...
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Top nine thoughts you had while participating in the Great British Columbia Shakeout

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On October 16, residents across the province participated in the Great BC Shakeout, taking time to practice the three main steps for what to...
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Who invented it?: Alcohol, music festivals, and greeting card companies

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With so many Wikipedia articles floating around today, it’s hard to distinguish fact from the fantasmical. But The Peak’s got you covered with our...
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This week in comics

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Hunger Pangs (by Phoebe Joy Lim) The Adventures of Agoraphobia Man: World Defender (by Jacey Gibb) Peers (by Leslie Lu)
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Family takes break from arguing around the table long enough to eat a dead bird and accompanying dishes

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Citing little more than a close geographic proximity and having several genes in common, the Thurstons and their extended family came together on October...
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SFU’s Shoulder Bump Bandit strikes again

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The Shoulder Bump Bandit — an evil, apparently-in-a-rush mastermind who has been terrorizing SFU since September — has struck again. This is the fourth...
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