A student athlete with god-given diving capabilities

By: STUDENT ATHLETE INCOMING Day 1 Dear Diary, I’ve always wanted to try a sport where I could get over my fear of heights and gain some...

I want to kick the Science World soccer ball

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor “The next station is: Main Street-Science World. Doors will open on the right,” the SkyTrain’s voice-from-above announced as I...

I don’t wanna be a benchwarmer!

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor and resident nepo baby I sit on a very warm bench, That feeling is amplified,  By the pain of my team...

In defense of the misunderstood, overly-hated, and elegantly useful comma

By: Maya Barillas Mohan, Staff Writer Dear TA, I am writing to you in response to my recent feedback, though I am also speaking in defense...

Backlash reportedly not the British Museum’s tea and crumpets

By: Sasha Rubick, Fact Checker In 2025, the British Museum unveiled an online exhibit titled Colonialism: A Digital Experience. The paywalled, by-subscription-only website was created...

A letter from your old friend, GERD

By: The one and only GERD  Dear — no, let’s skip the formalities, we’ve known each other long enough. You probably know who it is...

Horoscopes June 15–21

By: Abbey Perley, Assistant Production Editor Aries March 21–April 19 Tangerine matcha latte Aries, tangerines may be as bright as you, but the novelty is getting a...

What your favourite film director says about you

By: Your Letterboxd account Abbas Kiarostami: You have a deep appreciation for the mundane and the small beauties of life. Unfortunately you are also deeply...

Mixology 101: drinks that’ll have you loving your 8:00 a.m. lectures

By: Marie Jen Galilo, Master Mixologist If there’s something we can all agree on, it’s that 8:00 a.m. classes and exams should be banned. Period....

Dear Peakie: Making peace with new roommates among other unwelcome connections

By: Maya Barillas Mohan, Peakie-in-Residence and Mason Mattu, Humour Editor  Dear Peakie, Yesterday, while taking a bike ride next to Stanley Park, I ran into my...