Now that everyone hates Comic Sans, which font should we all gang up on next?

First off, I’d like to congratulate everyone on doing a stellar job. Without your unrelenting disdain and vocal opposition, Comic Sans wouldn’t be the...

The month you take your Christmas tree down and what it says about you

December: You must really hate Christmas — and happiness in general. Did you even get a chance to look at the tree before you...

Why white male privilege is problematic

It’s no secret that white male privilege is problematic. But what exactly is privilege? What does it mean to be a white male? And...

How to make the most of your Sir John A. MacDonald Day party

It creeps up faster every year. On January 11, Canadians everywhere will be coming together to celebrate the most magical holiday of the season:...

The week in Comics

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Rejected plot pitches for the upcoming Jurassic Park movie

After spending the last decade in development hell, the fourth installment of the Jurassic Park franchise is ready to be extracted from amber and...

North Korean defector reveals that the size of Kim Jong-un’s threats subliminally reveal how small his penis actually is

The secret is out: a North Korean defector now living in Seoul, South Korea, is claiming that the size of Kim Jong-un’s threats is...

How to make your very own Oscar-bait movie script

Awards season has arrived at your friendly neighbourhood 12-theatre Cineplex Odeon. After trudging through months of cash-grab sequels and movies Adam Sandler probably conceived...

Study shows that SFU sustainability efforts are causing raccoon snacking habitats to disappear

A new study from Burnaby Mountain’s Rural Animal Welfare Report (RAWR) is warning that, unless the university takes action against their existing Zero Waste...

These Internet security questions are getting ridiculous

What is your mother’s mother’s mother’s maiden name? Which Baldwin brother — aside from Alec and Adam — would you sleep with if you absolutely...