How to live like royalty at SFU

Universities have long been a stronghold for the elite and prestigious. Having a degree makes it much easier for the common folk to relate...

Shit misogynists say

“Mansplaining isn’t a real thing.” Oh yes, please tell me all about how your personal experiences as a heterosexual, cisgender man are an accurate...

COMIC: Peers

Harambe controversially awarded visual arts grant

In a controversial move, SFU’s School of the Contemporary Arts (SCA) has awarded a $5,000-grant for visual arts to the deceased gorilla Harambe. SFU’s...

How to integrate being a hoe into your fall semester

1. Be prepared. No one wants to be sitting next to the person who needs a pen or piece of paper, and same goes...

Studio Ghibli movies reimagined as Sundance Film Festival winners

You’ve seen and appreciated the dramatic and astonishing character of Sundance Film Festival movies, and also have loved the adorable and uplifting nature of...

SFSS cancels Fall 2016 term after project deemed ‘not feasible’

The Simon Fraser Student Society announced in a recent press release that they have decided not to proceed with the Fall 2016 semester after...

SFU administration caught paying TAs with Canadian Tire money

In a shocking turn of events, investigations undertaken by The Peak have revealed that the SFU administration has been paying its teaching assistants and...