Art they should display at SFU

By: Hannah Davis The $7 Coffee This is a performance art piece that will last 10 hours. This art piece starts with a simple empty generic coffee...

How to write a YouTube comment

By: Gene Cole It’s a normal night. You’ve gotten home from a long day of dull lectures and uncomfortably silent tutorials, and haven’t spoken to...

Things millenials have killed

In 2017, millennials were accused of killing basically everything. From diamonds, to marriage, to Hooters (wow, God forbid we would rather women not be...

Board games for bored university students

By: Victoria Lopatka Are you the type of student that naturally procrastinates by any means available when you have an assignment due the next day?...

Unaired Shark Tank pitches

By: Simrin Purhar We’ve all seen Shark Tank, a show which features entrepreneurs pitching their business ideas and products. Some of  the entrepreneurs are lucky...

Rejected Tinder bio lines

By: Winona Young Valentine's Day is right around the corner! For any of you unlucky souls still in Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hoes Club Band, have...

Straight Man Symposium

By: JoJo, Lesbian Studies PhD Is this mic on? Yes? Alright fantastic! Hello! And welcome, welcome — everyone, please come on in. Find yourself a seat....

A short biology lesson for dumb idiots who ask “is your pussy tight?”

With Google searches such as “my girlfriend feels loose is she cheating” and “how to make your vag tighter with vinegar,” I feel that...

Acting courses for porn stars

By: Winona Young Here at the Vocational Adult Acting Graduates Institute of North America, or VAAGINA, we embrace artists and actors alike to challenge the...

Political fanbase nicknames

So you like politicians, huh??? So much so that you’re a self-proclaimed fan that stands beside them under all circumstances? That’s all fine and...