Have a splash with another Dear Peakie

By: Maya Beninteso, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  I used to be terrified of raccoons. So, I subscribed to Raccoon Whisperer’s YouTube...

SFU Residence and Housing presents: The Magic Treehouse

By: Izzy Cheung, Staff writer Attention all SFU students!  We are speeding up construction of our newest housing structure, The Magic Treehouse. As a result,...

How to accept you will always be a passenger

By: Izzy Cheung, Staff writer So, you’re a new driver looking for some advice. I’m here to let you know you’ve come to the...

Horoscopes May 29–June 4

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Aries: Like a true fire sign, you will burn if you do not forward this message to everyone on your...

Top 10 tips to be happy in Vancouver

By: Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer Don’t root for the Vancouver Canucks  I get it — your grandfather’s grandfather was a fan. You...

CONFESSIONALS: I’ve been reading the same book for over two years

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Hey! Don’t look at me like that. Yeah, that’s right, I can feel you judging me like my ex...

Daily Viagra user votes in favour of anti-trans legislation

By: C Icart, Humour Editor News anchor: Breaking news — a local cisgender man who does gender-affirming things all the time is adamant when it...

My arduous journey to fight flies

By: Kelly Chia, Editor-in-Chief and Enemy of the Flies I’m just an ordinary gal with an ordinary dream: to punch every fly I meet in...

What is soup?

By: Izzy Cheung, Staff Writer Recently, the debate of soup versus stew was brought up in The Peak’s online office space. Obviously, this caused...

Horoscopes May 23 – 28

By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate Aries - Aster You’re an aster, and you like to move faster! Every task you face is a day to race,...