The fall of BC United has British Columbians everywhere whispering, “Wait, which party is that again?”

By: C Icart, Humour Editor BC election day is coming! Sure, our provincial election campaign news doesn’t have assassination attempts, coconut tree x brat remixes,...

Welcome to SFU!

By: Tam Nguyen, Staff Writer Congratulations, your nightmarish high school experience ends with you getting into SFU! Let’s be honest, this is the best-case scenario...

Horoscopes: September 9–15

By: Amrit Kamaal, Peak Associate Aries March 21–April 19 Honey, congrats on hitting 1 million views on a TikTok lipsyncing about how “demure and mindful” you are...

Horoscopes July 30 – August 4

By: Cam Darting, Peak Associate Aries March 21–April 19  I can smell the confidence oozing out of you as you read this. Aries my friend, you better...

Peakie gets sporty

By: Cam Darting, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  As you know, July is Disability Pride Month. So, obviously, we want to do...

The Hangry Games: The ballad of snacks and a momma raccoon

By: Amrit Kamaal, Peak Associate Burnaby Mountain, known for its thriving ecosystems and wildlife, was hit by an influx of humans in 1965. Once known...

Imperfect fits: Pride edition

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Vancouver is hosting Pride this week, and even though “we are all born naked,” that is not the appropriate outfit...

Shit people say to my disabled ass

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer As someone who was born disabled, nothing makes me cackle more than the ridiculous remarks of arrogance that grace my...

ATTENTION: Public health officials report alarming levels of white victimhood in local wastewater

By: C Icart, Humour Editor There’s a segment of the population that is experiencing great hardship and oppression, and it’s our duty as members of...

Horoscopes July 22–28

By: Amrit Kamaal, Peak Associate Aries March 21–April 19 This summer, please take a course on internet safety and the effects of AI. I know you want...