Good to Know! March 5th

By Brad McLeod After extensive research, experts in the field of communications are confident that by this time next year podcasts, not the radio, will...

Photo Chopped: SFU Compost

By Gary Lim

Mystic Gary: The Electric Company

By Gary Lim   Dear Mr. “Mystic” Gary Limbinowitz, This is the final notice you will be receiving from Santech Power.  Your residency has failed to pay...

Petter Watch: March 5th

By Colin Sharp

theWAREHOUSE: Bob Sledder

By Carl Huber at theWAREHOUSE

Petter Watch: February 27th

By Gary Lim

theWAREHOUSE Comic: Axed

By Carl Huber at theWAREHOUSE Comic

Campus Update: February 27th

>>Burnaby Mountain reclassified The Society of Orographers recently revoked Burnaby Mountain’s status as an official mountain, instead reclassifying it as a large hillock. Spokesperson for the...

Listless: Alternate SFU Slogans

By Gary Lim Now, as those of you who read the inferior sections of this paper might know SFU recently changed their slogans, from “Thinking...

The Daily Snooze: Enlightenment

By Jacob Samuel at The Daily Snooze