Thousands feared dead in plane crash by imaginative, pessimistic man

PHOENIX, AZ — Although no casualties, injuries, or even plane crashes have been reported in the state of Arizona recently, according to the imagination...

Successful Connections

Did you see someone, meet them and were left knowing whether or not they had feelings for you? Successful Connections is a feature that allows people to...

Manifesto Corner: Men of Boner Hill Unite!

This week’s manifesto was sent to us by Eric P. and features the demands of a coalition of SFU men frustrated by unseemly erections caused...

Local man unaware of what an asshole you think he is

YOUR REGION — A local man who is just going about his day reportedly has no idea how much of a douchebag you think...

SFU Art Gallery has new “bathroom graffiti” exhibit, reports student who took wrong turn

BURNABY — According to Tim Burns — a student who must have taken a wrong turn somewhere on his way to the Art Gallery...

Beedie disappointed by reprehensible behavior at their frosh’s failure to receive national attention

BURNABY — With the recent shocking revelations that university frosh activities include idiotic and mindless mob mentality making headlines across the country, SFU’s business...

5 Gift Ideas for SFU’s 50th Anniversary

SFU kicked off its celebration for the school’s 50th anniversary last week and although it may have been hinting at wanting $250,000,000, as we...

Syrian social media expert credited with getting #Syria trending worldwide

DAMASCUS — Despite the ongoing conflict/war/uprising taking in place in their country, Syria has still managed to keep a firm grip on their social...

Point / Counterpoint: Student Accountability

POINT: This isn’t high school anymore, you’ve got to take some accountability by Dr. Ian McLean, SFU Professor Listen up, this isn’t playtime anymore okay? You’ve got to...