By Jacob Samuel at The Daily Snooze
Continue readingVirtual unknown sweeps Internet comedy awards In an unprecedented event, a virtual unknown swept the “IVAs” Internet video awards, last night. The video featuring several ducklings following a cat that they believed to be their mother beat out such prominent…
Continue readingBy Will Ross BURNABY — In a shocking and controversial proclamation, my girlfriend of two years, Beverly Mandel, has announced that the viewing of pornography during a relationship is tantamount to cheating. The decree was made following an unfortunate episode…
Continue readingBy Jacob Samuel at The Daily Snooze
Continue readingEver wonder what happened to those celebrities who were everywhere back then, but have since fallen off the face of the earth? Well, stop asking yourself stupid questions and find out where they are — now! Matthew Beard World’s…
Continue readingCrowds aghast as Petter and UBC president Stephen Toope up to charity gala in same outfit.
Continue readingWhile most SFU students (or SFU-dents) know of the legendary antics of our president, one Andrew Petter, far fewer knows of his luxurious digs located in the penthouse suite in the UniverCity complex. Here is where he comes to retire…
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