Horoscopes June 24 – 30

By: Amrit Kamaal, Peak Associate Aries March 21–April 19 You totally fell for the Sonny Angel epidemic. You couldn’t resist the cuteness and just bought one, telling...

Peakie is here to answer your queeries

By: Cam Darting, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  I have given birth to so many children you’d think I was Little John’s...

Move out of the way cisheteros, it’s not about you this month

By: Cam Darting, SFU Student I think it’s time to move to a different city and start anew. Everyone around me is a fake ally....

Horoscopes June 17 – June 23

By: Cam Darting, Peak Associate Aries March 21–April 19  Anything but a G-string As an Aries, you’re fun, energetic, and the life of the party. At Pride, you’ll...

Inter Miami tells Whitecaps fans to grow up

By: Kristina Ronalda, Florida Woman To the fans in Vancouver, We are deeply sorry for the hurt feelings and wallets of all the fans who anxiously...

An SFU background extra tell-all

By: Petra Chase, Editor-in-Chief SFU students have been observing a strange phenomenon across campuses — more and more common areas filled with students just hanging...

Your pain is your endometriosis’ gain

By: Cynthia Piña, Peak Associate Content warning: mention of blood, graphic description of laproscopic surgery. Hi!!! I’m endometriosis, and I’m not going to leave you alone...

Horoscopes June 10 – 16

By: Amrit Kamaal, Peak Associate Aries March 21–April 19   You’re built completely different. Look at you getting last-minute candy in the Burnaby campus vending machine room,...

It’s been 84 years since you opened my app

By: Kaja Antic, Staff Writer My dear friend, Oh, how I miss you dearly. My algorithm yearns for your endless searches for queer shows that get...

Autocorrect is so high on itself it thinks it’s correct

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer Content warning: vinegar language. Correction: vulgar.  Dear fellow victims of autocorrect fascinations frustrations, If autocorrect is the bane of your existence like...