Aries (March 21 – April 20) Scorpions! Scorpions everywhere! In your shoes, in your mout — Oh wait, sorry that’s this week’s Horrorscope. My mistake. Taurus (April 21 – May 21) This week’s winning Taurus is Kathleen Mayweather of Akron, Iowa. Your $20 TGI-Fridays gift certificate is in the mail. Gemini (May 22 – June 21) This week someone will accidentally buttdial you. It will be the most meaningful conversation…
Continue readingPetter contemplates Zen and the meaning of life while working on his Harley Davidson.
Continue readingQ:So, the Summer Olympics officially kicked off last Friday with opening ceremonies in London. Thoughts? “You yanks must have a couple roos loose in the paddock. Else why’d you be holding the Summer Olympics in the middle of bleedin’…
Continue readingSFU professor wins world record for thickest accent In a small ceremony held in Convocation Mall last Saturday, Guinness World Record officials awarded SFU professor of computing science, Ranjeet Chupala, the distinct honour of having the world’s thickest accent. Competing…
Continue readingBy Brad McLeod SURREY — Late last night, a rescue helicopter airlifted a young man to safety from a street median near the intersection of Nordel and Scott Road. According to Search and Rescue, the missing man had been stuck…
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Continue readingBy The Peak Editorial Board As the days get longer and hotter, more and more people are heading to cool off at the beach. Sun, sand and surf; the beach has got it all! But not just anyone can…
Continue readingBy Gary Lim Dear Mystic Gary, Over the last month, I’ve noticed some oddities in regard to my six-year-old. He’s been staying after school much later, and when he does finally come home, he’s missing his backpack or his clothes…
Continue readingPetter heard asking co-workers what the easiest B-SCI is.
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