Patches of black mould petition against university building closure

Over 50 patches of potentially hazardous black mould gathered on Burnaby campus last Thursday to raise awareness about the university’s decision to shut down...

Top public places to be seen holding your yoga mat

By purchasing a sleek yoga mat for yourself, you’ve already taken the first step towards pretending you lead a healthy, active lifestyle. But are...

Actual interviews with actual people: Reverend X, God

“Bitch, I ain’t give a fuck what you’re thinking, fuck your thoughts, I’m God, and bitch, you not!” This profane and classic line was...

Next semester will be different

Well it looks like you made it, you’re almost all of the way through. Another semester under your belt, your parents couldn’t be prouder of you. All finals are done, the...

Standard Party First Aid & CPR: How to assess and resuscitate a lame party

Congratulations on enrolling in your first Standard Party First Aid & CPR course. The skills you learn here will ideally never have to be...

I think someone hid raptor eggs for the kids instead of the store-bought eggs I watercoloured

Good work, team! That’s an official wrap on another Burnaby Heights Neighbourhood Easter Egg Scavenger Hunt. This event wouldn’t have been nearly as successful...

Obscure facts you might not have known about the Cadbury Creme Egg

The approaching Easter holiday can only mean one thing: a return of everyone’s favourite chocolate-shelled candy. Celebrate the seasonal emergence of the Cadbury Creme...

Sensationalized headlines could lead to mass global extinction, warns expert

Overdramatic newspaper headlines and misleading presentation of information to the public could lead to the eradication of multiple species on Earth, according to a...

Student newspaper under fire for running an informed opinions article

SFU’s student paper is facing criticism for publishing an opinions-related election article in the newspaper’s opinions section. The article, which appeared in the March 23...