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HMV CEO “not quite sure” how the company is still in business

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LONDON — HMV CEO Trevor Moore told the media yesterday that he was “just floored” at how his company that sells exclusively products that...
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Trenchcoat makers baffled by decline in popularity of trenchcoats

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VANCOUVER — A continuing decline in the sale of trenchcoats has left industry insiders befuddled. Though once popular among private detectives and all around...
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Teenager stuns guitar shop with flawless rendition of “Sweet Child O’ Mine”

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SEATTLE — Open mouths, gaping jaws and teary eyes were in abundance at the Bellingham Guitar Center yesterday afternoon when workers and patrons were...
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ADVICE COLUMN: Ask Dr Ygor Yvanovich

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DEAR DR. YGOR: I have spent much of my adolescent years growing my reputation as a supreme dick and all around terrible person. My...
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Minds of the Moment #3

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Government to allow corporate naming rights for geographic features

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OTTAWA — In an effort to combat their national debts, the governments of Canada, the United States and Mexico, announced yesterday that they have...
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‘Sci-fi football’ remains less popular than ‘fantasy’ equivalent

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CHICAGO — Although fantasy football has seen increases in its popularity every year since its creation, it’s one-time rival ‘sci-fi football’ continues to stay...
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Man forced to rant angrily about late bus too tired to verbally abuse family

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SURREY — A 25-minute delay of the 319 bus at Scott Road Station last night has left a local man completely eviscerated after he...
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Family hit hard with 12 year-old’s Coke addiction

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BURNABY —The Gonzales family has had a lot of tough breaks since arriving in Canada including a lack of jobs, repossessions and a house...
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Lacking funds for “food,” new restaurant opens as specialty “Breatharian” establishment

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VANCOUVER — Capitalizing on the ever increasing number of specialty restaurants in the city, a new restaurant opened last week which is expected to...
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© The Peak Publications Society 1965-2024