Ten reasons your cat thinks you’re an asshole

You may adore your fuzzy feline, but it feels quite the opposite about you. In truth, your cat probably thinks you’re a real ass-hat...

Local police warn about increase in unicycle thefts across the Lower Mainland

Unicyclists in the Greater Vancouver area are being advised to be extra-cautious with their rides this summer, as the number of unicycle thefts across...

Opening of Menchie’s upsets Yeti Yogurt fanatics

A group of students calling themselves the FroYo Freedom Fighters (FFFs) are livid with the recent opening of a Menchie’s yogurt bar at SFU....

Is the Highland Pub closure a front for an SFSS secret “party house”?

A recently released anonymous report has suggested that the Simon Fraser Student Society (SFSS) has orchestrated the Highland Pub’s ongoing financial worries and recent...