By: C Icart, Humour Editor
Aries
March 21–April 19
Just delete all your social media. You do not have the self-control to prevent yourself from typing, “must...
By: Kelly Chia, Editor-in-Sick
Dear body,
We’ve had our differences these past two months, huh? Since you’ve wrecked my stomach day after day for no apparent...
By: Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer
Dearest Stanley cup,
Despite the fact that people say you’re obnoxiously large, you fit me perfectly. I would carry you...
