Horoscopes October 7 – 13

By: Tam Nguyen, Staff Writer Aries March 21–April 19 Breaking news: Aries, Queen Bee of the New York Socialites, is stepping down after her scandalous angry outburst...

The sweet potato in cupboard is my inspiration

By: C Icart, Humour Editor They say you shouldn’t meet your heroes, but some of us didn’t have a choice. Some of us met our...

SFU Student Bulletin: Week of October 1 – 6

By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate Announcements OCTOBER BOO-PASS NOW AVAILABLE — This spooky season, all SFU students are eligible for the limited-time...

Peakie strikes again with advice!

By: Sarah Sorochuk, SFU Student and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  I am an avid transit user. Name any bus, I’ve been on it....

CONFESSIONALS: I take a moment of silence after making a large purchase to make peace with the money I have let slip away

By: Yulissa Huamani, SFU student Every time I leave the house, I promise myself I will only buy something if it’s absolutely necessary. Something that...

I can’t keep my succulents alive for the life of me . . . or them

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer The ultimate adulting is caring for a plant — and I don’t mean a fake fern to fill up space...

Tell us your favourite Month of Welcome event and we’ll determine what your Twitter account looks like

By: Amrit Kamaal, Peak Associate SFUReady  You made sure to attend each stall to scoop up all the freebies. You had to sweet-talk for some of...

Message from the president: An update on the official SFU mascot shortlist

By: Petra Chase, Editor-in-Chief Since McFogg the Dog was let go in 2018, the Board of Directors has been hard at work deciding who will...

Message from the president: The role of universities in times of genocide

By: Freida Watermelon, SFU Student September 23, 2024  As president of SFU, I am often asked by students, faculty and staff to take a stance...

If the CRA really wanted my money, they’d pick up when I call

By: C Icart, Humour Editor It’s not tax season, but I would like to talk about taxes anyway. After all, this is my section; I...