Popular crack-smoker Rob Ford facing controversy after allegedly not cleaning up after his dog

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TORONTO — Popular crack-smoking, alcoholic mayor, Rob Ford, is in hot water this week after he was spotted not picking up after his poodle...
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Little-known Meanings Behind Well-known Nicknames

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Shakuntala Devi, “The Human Calculator” Why she's called this: Despite her impressive math skills, Devi actually earned this nickname due primarily to her uncanny ability to...
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Amateur comedian joins Twitter in search of larger indifferent audience

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YOUR REGION — After toying with the idea for quite some time, a local amateur comic has finally decided to join the popular social...
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Suicide rates increase due to super high rope prices

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PONTIAC, MI — Suicide rates are on the rise thanks to the increasingly expensive cost of rope experts reported last week. According to new...
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Newspaper industry “probably going to be okay” reports newspaper CEO

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VANCOUVER—  As a result of technological innovations and the general advancement of time, the newspaper industry has hit hard times from which it may...
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“Flash Paintball” shockingly much more destructive than standard “Flash Mob”

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VANCOUVER — Police were called to a home in east Vancouver today after receiving several calls from nearby residents who described a “massive gunfight”...
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Rapper rumoured to have penned new album in which he discusses his superior merits

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NEW YORK — Exciting news emerged last weekend as an iMessage leak revealed information on the subject matter of a popular gangsta-rapper’s not-yet-released album....
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Local jogger apprehended after running from police

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VANCOUVER — A man was brought into custody early this morning after running past a police squad car, and therefore clearly guilty of some...
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Student knows he could quit video games if he wanted to

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SHELL HOUSE — Jeremy Johnson, a second-year student at Simon Fraser University could quit video games anytime, like any time . . . if...
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Roommate swears he should have more beers left in fridge

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THE TOWNHOUSES — SFU student, Bill Ryan, told reporters Monday that he strongly believes he should have more beers left in his fridge. His claim...
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