University student just not that stressed out

BURNABY — Thor Svenson, a current 3rd year SFU student, is concerned that he isn’t stressed out enough and has registered a formal complaint...

Questionable Information: The Beatles

Beatles manager, Brian Epstein, originally suggested that the band get “broom-top” haircuts.

New posters really going to spruce up never-visited dorm room

BURNABY —  With SFU’s semesterly Imaginus Poster Sale in full swing, a local first-year student believes that he has found the perfect selection of...

Rejected Album Review

When I first came across Pet Sounds, it was quite a relieving moment. I used to think that I was the only one who...

Tippy Top Ten: SFU Observatory

The weekly Peak Humour “Tippy Top 10” list is a hilarious and unique countdown of 10 jokes following a specific theme. It is completely...

Premature baby permanently banned from baseball for steroid use

ST. LOUIS — According to a press release from Major League Baseball, a prematurely born baby has been permanently banned from playing the sport...

New $4.4 million SFU observatory set to monitor construction of new $4.4 trillion Rigel 6 satellite campus

BURNABY — SFU’s long discussed and fully supported $4.4 trillion Rigel 6 satellite campus, which was officially announced last week, is set to be...

Become a PQ Superstud

Listen, every guy wants to be a stud and pick up ladies (unless he’s happily married, gay, asexual, or is just trying to watch...