A taxonomy of professorship

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By: Amrit Randhawa, SFU Student   The Non-Animus: In the realm of professing, our first species, the Non-Animus, gives the least fucks. Ancient philosophers theorized that human...
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What you’re actually thinking about when attending a late-night Zoom class

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By: Tiffany Chang, Peak Associate    “What should I have for a snack?”  It’s 9:00 p.m. on a Tuesday night. Dinner seems like it happened a lifetime...
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Why so few SFU students graduate in four years

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By: Jacob Mattie, Peak Associate  Burnaby, BC — In a recent statement of apology, SFU administration admitted to making some inaccurate assumptions when outlining a...
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Your new teen show obsession: Blue’s Clues

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By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer   The CW recently leaked a script of its newest revival. The victim? Blue’s Clues. We at The Peak are giving...
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Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: July 12–18

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By: Paige Riding, Copy Editor ARIES: You need to let that sink in. Seriously, it’s stainless steel. It’s getting really hot to the touch...
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Skincare tips for the summer heat

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By: Paige Riding, Copy Editor   Tip #1: “Open” your pores with steam You can’t. You can’t open your pores. That’s not how they work. They don’t...
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SFU researchers create consciousness-swapping device; chaos ensues

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Burnaby, BC — SFU researchers debuted their groundbreaking consciousness-swapping device on Friday morning. The device has been in the works at the Behavioral and...
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Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: July 5–11

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By: Carter Hemion, Staff Writer   ARIES: Don’t be shy . . . start dipping your Flamin’ Hot Cheetos in milk. Don’t let anyone dull your...
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Choose Your Own Adventure: the return-to-campus edition

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By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer INTRO: So, this is it. You half-smile, half-cringe at the scaffolding as you take in the campus. Maybe it’s your...
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Courses SFU should introduce

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By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer Not needing parental validation | 48 credits (B-Soc) Do you find yourself having to justify your degree and its “worth” to...
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© The Peak Publications Society 1965-2024