Quiz: Who said it? Andrew Cuomo, Zohran Mamdani, or a DNC insider?

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor and Corbett Gildersleve, News Writer Congratulations, you’ve survived 13 weeks of classes — pop quiz time! The Peak has gathered...

#NotClueless: SFU, like, totally gave me a private jet?

By: Katie Walkley, Peak Associate Hey Instagram fan girly pop queens! It’s your influencer queen here. You won’t believe the level of growth I’ve been...

CLASSIFIEDS: Time machines, Benson Boone, and a pyramid scheme

By: Yildiz Subuk, Staff Writer A list of advertisements for locals selling items/services. Learn to get rich through developing interpersonal skills with S.C.A.M. Have you ever thought...

Vancouver to transform Science World into giant soccer ball

By: Lucaiah Smith-Miodownik The City of Vancouver has been selected to host several FIFA World Cup games next summer. Exciting, right? In preparation for the...

A guide to selling your U-Pass

By: Noeka Nimmervoll Hey, kid. Yeah, I’m talking to you. Do you want to make money off your U-Pass? I bet you do. You don’t...

Airport security vs. CAL: Welcome to the accommodated life

By: Matthew Cullings, SFU Student My palms sweat as my student ID slides through my hands. Butterfingers. As I draw nearer to the checkpoint, I...

EXCLUSIVE: McFogg the Dog comes out as gay

By: Katie Walkley, Peak Associate With a studded collar and a lipstick stain on the cheek that he claimed to be from Gerard Way, McFogg...

Rating MBC food choices based on how likely I am to recite Robert Frost whilst taking a shit after consumption

By: Katie Walkley, Peak Associate This is my long-awaited and highly requested ranking of the Maggie Benston Centre Food Court choices based on how likely...

Lana Del Rey’s hologram to headline Fall Kickoff

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor Picture this: Lana Del Rey, singing Chemtrails Over The Country Club, frantically flying over an audience, and waving her arms...

The OneBC party is here to stop Comrade Rustad

By: Yildiz Subuk, Staff Writer The leader of the BC Conservative party, John Rustad, has recently lost the plot. He seems to be suppressing the...