The dark truth about plants

By: Izzy Cheung, Staff Writer My name is Fern. I’m a small plant who lives in a cute little ceramic pot. My roots are buried...

Clapback from the backpacks

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Alright, some serious backpack slander happened in this paper last week, and we’re not just going to lie down and...

Local enby whispers righty-tighty lefty-loosey to themselves as they assemble IKEA furniture

By: C Icart, Humour Editor After a months-long arduous battle to get a single Metro Vancouver landlord to rent their overpriced apartment to them, 24-year-old...

SFU Student updates

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer This message is for all fall-obsessed undergraduate and graduate students as of October 2023. REMINDER: CLASSES CANCELLED ON HALLOWEEN This is your...

Pomeranians, performances, and properties, oh my!

By: Kaja Antic, Sports Writer and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  I was at the SFU Gallery in the AQ admiring a painting of a...

Horoscopes October 16 – 22

By: May Chee, SFU Student October 31 is coming up fast, and there’s a cheap Halloween costume with your name on it. If you’ve been...

My mom made me break up with my watermelon toothpaste

By: WatermelonToothpasteLover, SFU Student Disclaimer: I am not an employee of any toothpaste company, nor am I one of the 10 dentists who give out...

Bargaining team brushing up on their stalling tactic skills

By: Sude Guvendik, Staff Writer Ah, the sweet symphony of bureaucracy. It’s like a finely tuned orchestra playing the most annoying melody you’ve ever heard....

Horoscopes October 9 – 15

By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate Aries March 21–April 19 Change your phone wallpaper to something that will yell at you to do work. How about a photo...

A chat with our favourite advice columnist

By: Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  The other day, my friend asked me to close the blinds, revealing a very...