Fritzfield

By Ben Buckley

Said the Squid: On-line Dating

By Lori Lee Thomas and Jeff Hollett

Ski Ninjas: Hugh

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Horoscope it out!

Aries (March 21 – April 20) Yep, this is where your astrological fortune would be, if Aries didn’t see you eyeing those slutty tarot cards...

Chris Brown beats Leukemia

Unpopular music artist batters slightly more popular bone cancer By Gary Lim HOLLYWOOD — Famed American rap artist Chris Brown made headlines early last week after...

Over 200 neglected students discovered in quorum mill bust

Shocking: students were forced to participate in student government By Gary Lim Photos by Alison Roach BURNABY — A shocking discovery was made last week when security...

Say what you will, but I don’t believe in free speech

Feel free to disagree with me on this, but I don’t think that people should be allowed to express themselves freely on any topic....

Point / Counterpoint

POINT: These rude, obscene dummies are making us polite and respectful ventriloquists look bad! By Jim Dorfn, Miffed Ventriloquist I’m usually not the kind of guy...

New exhibit debuts at the Will Smithsonian

The exhibit will also features a pre-recorded audio tour by Alfonso Ribeiro WEST PHILADELPHIA — The who’s who of the Philadelphia upper class were...

Where are they now?

By Brad McLeod Your imaginery friend Did he always have that many teeth? Man, you guys were inseparable. You did everything together. School, bath time, and remember, mom and...