Join the Club: The Simon Fraser University Anti-Acronym Society

JOIN THE CLUB is a feature that highlights SFU’s lesser known clubs and non-existent organizations.  The Simon Fraser University Anti-Acronym Society, or as it’s more...

Word on the Street: Summer Movies

“I can’t wait to be disappointed by The Lone Ranger! I’ve been waiting for EVER to be let down by it!” Bill Jones, Eager to walk...

Peak Humour Quiz

Take this short personality quiz and find out whether you’re the kind of person who’s more likely to answer ‘A’, ‘B’ or ‘C’ when...

A Travelling Freak Show’s Guide to Puberty

By Brad McLeod Illustrations by Alex Ortega Growing up can be a new and exciting time in the life of every boy and girl, but it can also...

Where are they now?

Ever wonder what happened to those celebrities who were everywhere back then, but have since fallen off the face of the earth? Well, stop...

Word on the Street: Wild Sex

Q: Where’s the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ve ever had sex with a relative?    I’m pretty conservative so I can’t really say that someone...

International Sex Headlines

Study finds that men think about sex every seven seconds while having sex  (Sexy Times Monthly)   Man unable to return home from Thailand due to sex...

Planters introduces ‘Segregated Nuts’

Popular nut company’s new product to eliminate unnecessary mixing of inferior snacks By Gary Lim ANDALUSIA, AL — The world of mass produced salted legumes may...

Media censorship at an all-time high [low]

Shocking information reveals how Canadian media is being doctored by outside forces.   By Brad McLeod VANCOUVER — A new report on the state of Canadian...

Convocation Week Weather Forecast

Monday, June 10: Sunny Tuesday, June 11: Sunny with like 200 degrees out there Wednesday, June 12: Very sunny, some sort of square hat is recommended Thursday,...