Tippy Top Ten: Alternatives to Working a Summer Job

Here are the Tippy Top Ten Most Lucrative Alternatives to Working a Summer Job...    10. Invent a time machine and sell it for $1,000 9. Collect...

“Get Lucky” odds-on favourite to repeat as 2014 Song of the Summer

Daft Punk’s 2013 hit song “Get Lucky” is expected to once again claim the title of ‘song of the summer’ in 2014, according to...

History’s Greatest Friendly Political Wagers

The “Friendly Political Wager” is one of the great traditions of both sports and politics. Symbolic bets between two rival city’s political leaders is...

Tippy Top Ten: BlackShades Malware

Here are the Tippy Top Ten Signs Your Computer is Infected with BlackShades Malware...   10. Search history includes several variations of “blackshades cool guys” 9. Gut...

Tippy Top Ten: Donald Sterling

Here are the Tippy Top Ten Most Appropriate Punishments for Donald Sterling...   10. Spend eternity in black heaven 9. Have fate decided by OKC referees (am...

High school graduates throw off hats in act of rebellion

YOUR REGION – School administration from a local high school are still reeling after their carefully planned senior commencement was effectively ruined by a...

Do you know how hard I work to put food on this family’s table?

Listen up, I’ve been hearing a lot of complaints tonight and I’ve got to say that I am downright sick of it. Can I get...

Sasquatch capture disappointingly easy

SQUAMISH – Local hiker Bob Jamison has finally found the Sasquatch, stumbling into him on a hiking trip. Bigfoot, or “Foot” as he likes...

Loser parents still living at home with adult kids

BURNABY — In a trend which has become all too common in recent years, a local family with three grown children currently in university...