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A picture of a row of mayonnaise jars priced at 25 cents.

The Peak investigates: Mayonnaise mayhem

Peak Web - May 27, 2025
1) Seven individuals dressed as McFogg, holding an assortment of baguettes and SFU flags. (2) A group of individuals standing behind a ribbon-cutting ceremony for the SFU pool. The pool is located directly in front of the ribbon. (3) SFU student prison guards taunting students locked inside of a dark and gloomy cell (4) SFU president Joy Johnson standing between two poles in the bus. She is holding a microphone.

This week at SFU

ILLUSTRATIONS: Small illustrations of traffic cones (two variations) and construction workers to place around the borders of the photos.

SFU student versus campus construction: Installment 1

Photo of a fictional SFU student

Peak Speaks

ILLUSTRATION: A drawing of the SFU sign with a giant X through it. Around it, scatter the words: uninspired, boring, cliché, butt ugly.

Five things to replace the SFU sign with

PHOTO: A picture of a guy dressed in business attire standing in front of something in West Mall Centre that clearly indicates that he's a Beedie student. His hands should be in this position and a cocky grin. The idea here is to show his cockiness as the piece is "written" by a Beedie bro who thinks he knows the answer to everything.

Guy Who Knows it All advice column: Parking purgatory

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PHOTO: Of a student who looks emotional/overwhelmed standing at the SFU lower bus loop with a bunch of books in hand. We should be able to get the vibe that they really don't want to be on campus during the summer.

My Summertime Classes by Sarah Sorochuk and Lana Del Rey

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All hail the artificial sun

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Gossip Peakie: First week on campus

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Election results: A rock wins in Burnaby Central

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A young man wearing a green t-shirt with the text “I love SFU walls.”

Student spotlight: SFU wall advocate

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The case of the missing cat

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A guide to thriving as a regular guy

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Horoscopes March 24–30

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Dozens of individuals wearing hazmat suits, extracting and packaging maple syrup from large metal tins. They are in a Blusson Hall lecture hall and the maple syrup tins have American flags on them.

The Peak investigates: Maple Syrup Gate

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