A modest proposal for student housing

Humour Cazzy Lewchuk - 0
As an economist, my primary goal is to make money and absorb surplus value. As a concerned professor who understands students need places indoors...
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Longing for the SFU Pisser

Humour Your Friendly Neighbourhood Duck - 0
Another year, another splash. It’s fall semester again, and we’re fully back into the swing of pumpkin spice everything, midterms, and falling in love...
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Un-pretty womaning myself

Humour Mason Mattu - 0
As the president of the Metro Vancouver Kelly Clarkson Fan Club, I was shocked, appalled, devastated, and in shambles after learning about what happened...
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The Peak Investigates: parking tickets galore

Humour Herculia Poirrette - 0
I’ve learned from psychology that having a positive attitude can make for greater mental well-being. The past two weeks, I have driven to campus...
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SCARY STORIES: Inside the SFU morgue

Humour Maya Barillas Mohan and Mason Mattu - 0
The SFU morgue has been off-limits to me for much of my degree — much like the swimming pool and level 0 of the...
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C’est l’Halloween

Humour Mason Mattu - 0
Somewhere, in a galaxy that’s actually ours, a British Columbian with French skills acquired in elementary and middle school, is standing in a Spirit...
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Halloween outfits for the culturally and fiscally conscious

Humour Maya Barillas Mohan - 0
There’s nothing scarier than shelling out moolah for a Halloween costume you’ll wear to Fortune Sound Club and then never again. Pro tip: avoid...
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A guide to phonebanking with the BC Conservative Party

Humour Mason Mattu - 0
INTERNAL DOCUMENT — FOR THE EYES OF STAFFERS ONLY Thanks for agreeing to phonebank with the BC Conservative Party. After what we dub a silly...
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#Influencer Queen: my review of the 2026 “Video Music Awards”

Humour Nejdana Houshyar - 0
Instagram live video begins. Influencer Queen: Oh my god, you guys, MTV, like, totally just flew me out to watch their Video Music Awards! Before...
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A hopeless romantic loses their lover to SFU Surrey

Humour Mason Mattu - 0
Just when I thought I got him to fall in love with SFU Burnaby.  Should’ve known better than to accompany him back to SFU Surrey.  I...
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