Does your love life need a nudge in the right direction?

By: Sonya Janeshewski, Peak Associate Have you always dreamed of a fairytale romance like the ones in the movies? That famous story of love at...

Top three places to go on your first date at SFU

By: Heidi Kwok, Dating Specialist Hello lovebirds. First, let me congratulate you on finally scoring yourself a date — and just in time for Valentine’s...

Gossip Peakie: It’s time to get laid

By: Gossip Peakie Hey, Burnaby Mountain dwellers. Gossip Peakie here, your number one source for hot goss on campus. ‘Tis that time of year,...

The bro of my dreams

By: Katie Walkley, Peak Associate The Peak is proud to publish this beautiful love song that absolutely rivals the likes of Lana Del Rey, Paul...

Peak positions: Sex tips from your student paper

By: Your Bedsheets Tired of the same boring old stuff in the bedroom? Hoping to spice things up? Look no further. Here are The...

Cactus Club uniform required for entry

By: Maya Barillas Mohan, Staff Writer “May I, monsieur, offer my services without the risk of intruding?”  Let me introduce myself first. From my white T-shirt,...

COMIC: The raccoons fall for a human’s tricks

By: Mason Mattu and Katie Walkley

It’s fucking simple: How to NOT spray your fellow transit riders with your yucky umbrella water

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor It’s 8:10 a.m. — I just woke up literally an hour ago. I’m crinkling up the aluminum foil which once...

Pineapples defy new pizza permission policy

By: Maya Papaya On Friday, Burnaby witnessed its 67th protest concerning pizza purist legislation. Bill C-XX, a provincial law restricting the allowed composition of pizza...

YES AND CHALLENGE GOES TOO FAR?!

By: Katie Walkley, Peak Associate Hey, what’s up, tryhard nation? It’s your boy Mr. 67, your favourite YouTuber’s favourite YouTuber back with another awesome video....