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Is the “shut up and take my money” meme too stale to reference here?
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If the CRA really wanted my money, they’d pick up when I call

Peak Web September 18, 2024

By: C Icart, Humour Editor It’s not tax season, but I would like to talk about taxes anyway. After all, this is my section; I can write about whatever I want (oop, our editor-in-chief has just informed me that is not the case). So today, I want to talk about the Canada Revenue Agency, aka the CRA, aka the Can’t Run away from our Audits.  If an auditor is reading this right now, I would like to preface this whole thing by saying I love the CRA, I love paying money to the CRA, and I love taxes. I am…

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Notebook with camo pattern with label on the front that reads “SFU’s declassified school survival guide.”
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Welcome to SFU!

Peak Web September 11, 2024

By: Tam Nguyen, Staff Writer Congratulations, your nightmarish high school experience ends with you getting into SFU! Let’s be honest, this is the best-case scenario given that UBC doesn’t want you, and you’re not cool enough for Toronto and Montreal.…

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3. Two people wrapped in all-white toilet paper. The first one is using their body to shape the letter "E" and the other is using theirs to shape the letter "W". They are standing in front of a rainbow background.
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Imperfect fits: Pride edition

Peak Web July 31, 2024

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Vancouver is hosting Pride this week, and even though “we are all born naked,” that is not the appropriate outfit for the occasion. So, you could make endless Pinterest boards until you develop the perfect…

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Shit people say to my disabled ass

Peak Web July 29, 2024

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer As someone who was born disabled, nothing makes me cackle more than the ridiculous remarks of arrogance that grace my everyday life. Happy Disability Pride Month — whether you celebrate it or not. I, frankly,…

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Woman wearing a black and white polka dot dress sneezing into a tissue.
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Saturday Fight Night: The vengeful Ah Choo vs. the undefeated Seasonal Allergies

Peak Web July 16, 2024

By: Izzy Cheung, Arts & Culture Editor Snee: Welcome back to another installment of Saturday Fight Night! My name is Snee, and tonight, I’ll be one of your co-hosts for this magnificent mid-summer matchup.  Zee: And I’m Zee, the other…

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Evil looking landlord counting their money in front of a house. There is a “For Rent” sign in front of the house that reads “No laundry, No pets, No smoking, No kitchen, No guests.”
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Landlord looking for tenant who swears to never enter the unit under any circumstances

Peak Web July 10, 2024

By: C Icart, Humour Editor After years of relying on their tenants to pay their mortgage, local landlord Gil T. Leech has finally reached a point where the money they get from renting out their mouldy basement is pure profit. …

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An Illustration of the encampment.
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Inside the UBC encampment for Palestine

Peak Web July 2, 2024

By: Anonymous SFU Student As of writing, 58 days have passed since the encampment at UBC began. Despite our united front, we still struggle to achieve our goals: demanding that UBC divests, academically sever ties with Israeli universities, and condemn…

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People playing table tennis in the convocation mall, sweating nervously. Joy Johnson is hiding behind a concrete pillar to the right, holding a megaphone and saying, “Look engaged people!”
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An SFU background extra tell-all

Peak Web June 13, 2024

By: Petra Chase, Editor-in-Chief SFU students have been observing a strange phenomenon across campuses — more and more common areas filled with students just hanging out.  At first, The Peak assumed it was some conspiracy. But the tips have been…

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A busy street in Downtown Vancouver
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Advocates condemn BC’s decision to recriminalize substance use

Peak Web June 12, 2024

By: Hannah Fraser, News Writer Content warning: mentions of death and overdose, colonialism, and intergenerational trauma. The BC government received approval to recriminalize illicit substance use in public spaces, one and a half years into a decriminalization pilot. Advocates from…

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Interior lobby of the Belzberg Library at SFU’s Habour Centre campus.
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Students occupy library to demand SFU’s divestment from Israel

Peak Web June 10, 2024

By: Hannah Fraser, News Writer Content warning: mentions of genocide and violence. On May 23, SFU students occupied the downtown campus’ Belzberg Library to demand the university divest from military assets supplied to Israel and call for an immediate ceasefire.…

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