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Not another back-to-school article
September 6, 2023Another back-to-school article you didn’t ask for, you say? I know; no one wants a reminder of school starting up again after it literally just ended two seconds ago. Grades from the previous semester have barely been released, and we’ve hardly had time to process our academic outcomes from the summer. We’re already overthinking our course schedules for the fall semester, and now we’re expected to dive head-first into the chaos that is the first week back? Ridiculous. Welcome to your worst nightmare: the return to university! Fall is the most stereotypical kickstart to a new school year. The glory…
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Serpents and gargoyles and bears, oh my!
August 3, 2023I don’t know what’s harder to believe — the fact that the first episode of Riverdale aired in 2017 (grade 10 me is screaming) or that it continued for six more years. The plots have gotten wilder and more unbelievable…
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Stomach Bugs
August 1, 2023Psst. Hey. It’s me. You know, your friendly neighbourhood stomach. Or well, not neighbourhood, because I am inside of you, but whatever. So, what’s up? Why haven’t you fed us properly today? No, that small slice of toasted white bread…
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A FIRE Story About My Day at SFU Burnaby
July 19, 2023Disclaimer: This is a true story. I wish I could say it isn’t. Everyone’s heard about the fire that rocked the world (or just the Burnaby campus) on Wednesday, June 28. You might have been studying in the library when…
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I saw you: SFU edition
July 5, 2023Tall athlete at the gym You saw me using the bench press and offered to spot me, even though I was with three of my friends. You had a red SFU athletics water bottle, matching backpack, and tracksuit. You said…
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I’m not 100% sure I’m straight
July 4, 2023I didn’t start to question my sexuality until my senior year of high school — not even when my entire friend group was doing so in middle school. Back then, I think I was the only one in my friend…
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Which SFU Campus are you most like?
June 27, 2023We’ve all spent at least one sleepless night hopelessly scrolling through Buzzfeed quizzes until 2:00 a.m., but I bet none of you know what SFU Campus you’re most like. Now is the time to find out. Choose a word to…
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My spice tolerance is embarrassing
June 23, 2023Have you had the miserable experience of dealing with someone who can’t take a hint? Can’t take no for an answer? And somehow thinks sweet chilli chips (I’m talking about the Doritos version) are spicy. Two out of three? Good…
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Exclusive fight scene from Greta Gerwig’s BARBIE
June 19, 2023Content warning: Mentions of graphic violence. As media members at The Peak, we’re lucky to have premium access to all sorts of events. In fact, we’re feeling so thankful that we want to share an exclusive with you. Below is…
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New SFU survey finds lectures do “absolutely nothing”
June 13, 2023Burnaby, BC, June 12 — This just in: a new SFU survey revealed 99% of students find lectures pointless. The survey, which was sent last week from the email address “[email protected],” asked students to evaluate the benefit of lectures on…
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