Sonya Janeshewski
Horoscopes: Lunar New Year edition
January 27, 2025Snake 1965 (Us???), 1977, 1989, 2001, 2013, 2025 Snakes, 2025 is going to be your year. Want to know why? Since this year is the year of the snake, it’s time for Reputation (Taylor’s version) to be released! You’ll be spending your entire year listening to “. . . Ready For It?” on repeat, wondering when the next fake album drop will be. Congrats, maybe this year really isn’t all about you after all. Yay! Horse 1966, 1978, 1990, 2002, 2014 Hello, that’s me! If you were born in 2002, like me, hooray! Next year will definitely be our year.…
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Professor’s feedback on “responsible investments”
November 27, 2024By: Professor No Nonsense Dear Simon, Thank you for submitting your assignment about your investment approach. In my most recent therapy session, my therapist encouraged me to start practicing radical honesty. So, I’m starting right now. Your submission is bad…
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Memos from my damp, clean laundry
November 19, 2024One hour post-wash It’s been a soggy 60 minutes. The Human hasn’t been around to check on us yet, and it’s starting to get a little cramped, but we’re hanging on. This isn’t our first rodeo. We socks and undies…
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Using public transit is superior
October 9, 2024Some time back, a friend told me about how “embarrassingly high” her car insurance is. Soon after, I read an opinion piece in The Peak complaining about parking on campus. I thought to myself, “You people are driving to campus?”…
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Need to Know, Need to Go: Vancouver’s fall indie lineup
October 2, 2024As the leaves fall amid the changing of seasons, a plethora of intimate shows are rolling into town to kick off the autumn 2024 tour season. Many eclectic artists from all across Canada have already passed through Vancouver, bringing their…
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Block party brings life into downtown Vancouver
September 26, 2024On Saturday, September 7, Public Disco Society hosted its Downtown Block Party, the final installment of this year’s summer series. The event was held from 2:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. at the Bentall Center’s Dunsmuir Patio, a multi-level outdoor seating…
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Welcome to SFU!
September 11, 2024Congratulations, your nightmarish high school experience ends with you getting into SFU! Let’s be honest, this is the best-case scenario given that UBC doesn’t want you, and you’re not cool enough for Toronto and Montreal. As a result, Mom finally…
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Investigating the Myth: Is Vancouver really that boring?
July 29, 2024The everlasting debate over whether Vancouver is boring has circulated the city for as long as I can remember. Is it really that boring, or have you just not figured out how to navigate the entertainment options, nightlife, and city-nature…
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The Canada Disability Benefit is not enough
July 24, 2024Content warning: mentions of medically assisted death. It’s long-past time to talk about how many disabled Canadians struggle to financially support themselves. In BC, groceries alone can cost around $1,263 a month, which is an even harder hit for the…
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Horoscopes July 8–14
July 8, 2024Aries March 21–April 19 If you’re an Aries man, yikes. You’re already prone to Chronic Mansplaining, which can be reputation-threatening if not caught early. To avoid a cosmic pummeling, be humbled publicly this week. If you’re an Aries non-man, this…
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Simon Fraser University’s independent student newspaper since 1965.
For advertising inquiries: [email protected]
For promotional inquiries: [email protected]