Siloam Yeung
How to Obtain W Rizz as an SFU Student
July 27, 20231. Reserve their favourite spot on the bus by sitting there literally all day. If you’re also a slave to TransLink like me, there is a spot on every type of bus and SkyTrain that you have designated as the prime spot. It’s that seat you make a beeline to as soon as the doors open on the SkyTrain — you know the one. You’ll be the person who has the coolest views and the easiest time getting off the bus. What better way to be their object of envy? 2. Show them that washroom on campus you’ve been gatekeeping…
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Top ten ways to save your resolutions at the end of January
January 31, 20231. Ctrl + S For those of you who are tech-savvy, simply type “your resolutions” into the word processor of your choice. Did you do it? Great, now locate the “control” and “s” keys on your keyboard and press them…
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Top ten ways to receive sweet, sweet academic validation
January 25, 2023Go around campus on Halloween week Well, if you want something sweet, then get it on Halloween week. No matter where your grades are at, you’ll find sweet rewards everywhere. Who cares if it’s unrelated to academics? If you can…
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Ten problems only SFU students have
January 16, 2023Frequent Flooding Why put a bathroom on every corner if half of them are out of service? Nobody wants to walk by the same paper towel-less, puddle-filled bathroom on their way to their classroom every day. The number of times…
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Top ten holiday side dishes
January 8, 20231. Uncomfortable and deeply personal questions from extended family members casserole I can imagine that if you’re a private person, you would invite extended family members and loved ones to dissect every aspect of your life. Coming in strong at…
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Top ten ways to ensure everyone knows you’re a calm and collected person
September 21, 20221. Cry with every minor inconvenience Haven’t you heard? Only calm and collected people cry when their pencil drops for the fourth time in thirty minutes. I don’t know about you but, by that definition, I surely have you all…
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SFU administration announces updated health measures
November 25, 2021SFU administration announced updated health and safety guidelines applicable to all three campuses. The new guidelines, rather than focusing on pressing issues of the pandemic, highlight more general measures for accessibility and safety. Health & Counselling Services to close In…
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SFU Student Updates: Oct 11–17
November 25, 2021Key Updates We heard your pleading cries for change at Convocation Mall Worry no more, the tiles between Convocation Mall will be changed yet again! SFU has long committed to promoting positive change in our community. Recent studies by unnamed…
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Why so few SFU students graduate in four years
July 11, 2021Burnaby, BC — In a recent statement of apology, SFU administration admitted to making some inaccurate assumptions when outlining a bachelor’s degree as taking four years. “It was a perfectly natural mistake, and it could have happened to anyone,” said…
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Top Ten future COVID-19 denier movies
June 24, 2021Maskless Saidie Jennings has been in a long term relationship — with her mask. It kept her warm, anonymous, and safe from COVID-19. After reading a Twitter thread about how masks are choking hazards with microchips installed in them by…
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