Siloam Yeung
To all the plants I’ve killed before
January 23, 2019Written by: Jennifer Low, Peak Associate When I first met you, you were the light of my life. Your image was plastered all down my Instagram feed, and all I wanted to do was learn more about you. I knew my family and friends didn’t approve. Words like “you have no time” and “you should be focused on your studies” were hurled at me left and right, but what can I say? Nothing they said mattered; I was obsessed. I made it past your prickly exterior and saw the beauty that lay within. The truth is, I thought I could…
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Student Vending Machine
November 28, 2018Written by: Gabrielle McLaren
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Hamish and Jo’s adventures in France Part 3: Adulthood is harder in France
November 28, 2018By: Hamish Clinton and Jozsef Varga Welcome back to another episode of “Jo and Hamish’s life in Menton, the most South-Eastern town in all of France.” For those of you reading this column for the very first time, here is…
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Hamish and Jo’s adventures in France: Still no schoolwork, but a new continent!
November 2, 2018By: Hamish Clinton and Jozsef Varga Much has changed since our last update. For starters, we have not cut our hair in several months. In fact, it seems we have embraced the nomadic ways of expert travellers by growing it…
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Students encounter a zombie on campus
October 30, 2018Written by: Jennifer Low SFU students were stunned on Wednesday after realizing that what seemed to be a new transfer student was actually a zombie, an SFU representative confirms. The intrusion happened sometime during the early hours of the morning,…
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Students gather at AQ reflection pond to reflect on their own worthlessness
October 18, 2018Written by Zach Siddiqui, Copy Editor Last Tuesday, hundreds of SFU students congregated at the reflecting pond in the Academic Quadrangle (AQ) to peer into the water and ponder whether any of them add any real value to the universe.…
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Hamish and Jo’s Adventures in France: Welcome to Menton
October 10, 2018By: Hamish Clinton and Jozsef Varga Imagine heavily armed French border patrol officers chasing you off a train, demanding that you show them your papers . . . Well, we don’t have to! Because that was us only a handful of…
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SFU researcher completes student identification study
September 12, 2018Written by: Nathaniel Tok Graduate student Yoda Yohansen has discovered the key to identifying which year students are in. The study on the typical habits and traits of SFU students aims to make it easier to stereotype students by what year…
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Alcohol is the healthiest life choice you can make
July 25, 2018Written by: Aaron Richardson You may have been told that regularly drinking alcohol can lead to an unhealthy lifestyle, and that university is for academics, not partying. Well, I’m here to tell you just how wrong that perception is. It…
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Pro-tips from a self-declared wine snob
July 9, 2018Written by: Jessica Parsons I know that you could never hope to be as sophisticated as me, myself being the wine connoisseur that I am. You have to have a certain palate to be an expert at it (like me).…
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