Noeka Nimmervoll
Long Story Short: Romance is a sidequest but the prize is the friends I made along the way
February 9, 2026I have been in my fair share of serious relationships since I was a teenager. They’ve given me some of the most wonderful experiences — loving someone with your whole being and sharing a life is an incredibly special thing. They’ve also provided me with a mirror: relationships tend to show you the sides of yourself that you were hoping to avoid. Am I single, you may ask? Yes, girl, yes, I am. I have no regrets about my relationships, in large part because of the friends I made along the way. The longest-lasting impact of being in romantic relationships,…
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HIRING: Seeking law professional skilled in clownery
January 20, 2026Bozo & Bubbles Law Group We are hiring — Professional lawyer clown Our client, Elon Musk, is engaged in a dynamic lawsuit with former business partner and current OpenAI CEO Sam Altman over the development of OpenAI. Our client claims…
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Fast fashion exploits the consumer
January 13, 2026There is a growing awareness among consumers that the fast fashion industry is exploitative to its workers and the environment. Of the 60 million garment workers employed in factories in countries like Bangladesh, less than 2% of workers earn a…
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Enemy Alien: Tamio Wakayama at the Vancouver Art Gallery
January 12, 2026Enemy Alien: Tamio Wakayama is on display at the Vancouver Art Gallery from October 3, 2025, to February 22, 2026. Curated by Paul Wong, this postmortem solo exhibition of the photographer Tamio Wakayama features collections from a career spanning over…
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Clichés contain pearls of human wisdom
January 5, 2026The question of “what do I do with my life?” seems to occupy the psyche of many people. Which isn’t odd considering the relevance of existential questions and their resulting answers on shaping the trajectories of our lives. As we…
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Chaiiwala of London comes to SFU Burnaby
January 5, 2026Peak reviews are not sponsored. Chaiiwala of London, a fast-growing chai enterprise, is coming to SFU Burnaby. A chai café serving a wide variety of South Asian street food, this franchise entered Canada in 2021 under the ownership of Shiraj…
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Survival guide: post-holiday edition
January 5, 2026After the holidays, everything sucks. I love the part of winter when all I do is stuff my face with carbs and cocktails, because, well, it’s carbs and cocktail time. However, now that the holiday season is over, my cranberry-gin-fizz-coloured…
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The grand history of the spice trade
December 20, 2025The modern world is full of magic if you take a minute to peek under the hood. One such thing that has struck me lately as absurd is owning a spice rack as a student in Canada. Cinnamon, allspice, ginger,…
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Research labs must support students over artificial intelligence
December 20, 2025Research assistant positions in labs are a key entry job for students looking to enter research. These positions are critical for a student’s career development, and to maintain the quality of academic research; without them, both students and the research…
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I give a guy a chance . . . and look what happened
December 19, 2025I just got back from a date, and . . . wow. There might be a lot of fish in the sea, but damn, the sea is POLLUTED. This guy was a nightmare! He picked me up, and girl, he…
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