Malcolm MacRitchie

Drinks we made in first year

By: Gene Cole, Hannah Davis, and Malcolm MacRitchie Bad Decision Fireball straight out of the mickey Mixed Berry Dole juice to chase Fireball was invented by someone who said, “Alcohol does not burn enough, so let’s make it burn some more. Also, let’s ask Satan what his armpit sweat tastes like, and maybe we can work that flavour in somehow.” The best way to enjoy Fireball is straight from the BPA-ridden plastic mickey, and chased with a healthy swig of Dollarama Mixed Berry Dole juice, which tries its hardest to erase the shitty Valentine’s Day cinnamon heart candy taste on…

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