Katie Walkley
Horoscopes are back
December 18, 2025Aries (March 21–April 19) Go lay in grandma’s lap, tough guy. You deserve it. If you don’t have a grandma, any scruffy-looking dog will do. It’s gotta be scruffy, though. Taurus (April 20–May 20) Stars are aligning in a way that hasn’t happened in 2 million years. With this new luck on your side, try a backflip . . . you may end up in the hospital, but . . . wait a second . . . is that a vision of Pedro Pascal doing your X-rays? Gemini (May 21–June 21) Your sign makes you a strong, powerful person. However,…
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When university completely changes that person you avoided in high school
November 10, 2025Some people never change. Some people make it seem like they’ve changed, but it’s actually a disguise that they horrifyingly switch out of when they think they’re alone. The other day, I met the latter. It was not pretty. He…
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#NotClueless: SFU, like, totally gave me a private jet?
August 7, 2025Hey Instagram fan girly pop queens! It’s your influencer queen here. You won’t believe the level of growth I’ve been on lately — both as an influencer and as a girl in the world. I’ve got lots to celebrate, which…
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Vancouver punk’s role in creating community in an introvert’s city
July 29, 2025When spending time in Vancouver’s public spaces, I notice it is common practice to avoid eye contact. Instead of engaging in other people’s lives, we tend to stay focused on our own. I used to think all of Vancouver was…
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EXCLUSIVE: McFogg the Dog comes out as gay
July 29, 2025With a studded collar and a lipstick stain on the cheek that he claimed to be from Gerard Way, McFogg the Dog sat in the doorway of a Lorne Davies Complex athletic storage closet for this exclusive interview. He’s called…
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Rating MBC food choices based on how likely I am to recite Robert Frost whilst taking a shit after consumption
July 24, 2025This is my long-awaited and highly requested ranking of the Maggie Benston Centre Food Court choices based on how likely I am to recite Robert Frost whilst taking a shit after consumption (in order from least to most). Yes, you…
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SFU artists bend reality in Report on the Thing exhibit
July 24, 2025From July 3–26, the Audain Gallery is displaying six SFU artists’ works inspired by Clarice Lispector’s short postmodern text, Report on the Thing (1974). Her story questions the way we define categories and split things that are part of a…
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The return of the Eastside Arts Festival
July 14, 2025Sometimes, walking along downtown Vancouver makes me feel like a tourist in my own city, especially as I pass by the many interesting shops, artistic expressions, and the general beauty of the city all around. From July 18 to 27,…
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SFU vs. UBC: The renewed rivalry
July 14, 2025It was still light out at 8:32 p.m., and I felt unstoppable. I’m not proud of what I did, but it had to be done. I revived the rivalry between SFU and UBC. I’d been missing SFU dearly over my…
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A call for revolution (and moving sidewalks) at blusson hall
July 7, 2025HEAR YE, HEAR YE! SFU storm bringers, we have gone on too long walking immeasurable distances from class to class. We are made to feel like hobbits trekking to Mount Doom when we should be trekking towards stable careers (unless…
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Simon Fraser University’s independent student newspaper since 1965.
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