Jessica Parsons
The Secret Lizard Love Affair
October 22, 2018Written by: Jessica Parsons Rose Blossom is no ordinary girl. By day, she works at her local stuffed animal hospital. By night, her body transforms into a fully functioning rocket ship and she travels the galaxies. When her engine gets rusty on a trip around the Chocolate-Milky Way, Rose Blossom crashes on the dangerous planet of Squeesh and must fight for her life. With her trusty sidekick, Fred, a cowardly vampire-bear by her side, Rose Blossom is captured by a local gang of lizard people, and she must try to trick them into fixing her engine so she can escape…
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My summer accomplishments
September 5, 2018Written by: Jessica Parsons The summer sun, the cool and refreshing ocean water, the long hours of daylight spent sipping on lemonade; this is what summer break promises. We spend all spring gearing up in anticipation for the days of…
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Pro-tips from a self-declared wine snob
July 9, 2018Written by: Jessica Parsons I know that you could never hope to be as sophisticated as me, myself being the wine connoisseur that I am. You have to have a certain palate to be an expert at it (like me).…
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The Symptoms of Senioritis
May 8, 2018By: Jessica Parsons Have you been caught staring at a wall for hours, sensing a creeping existential crisis? How about looking at first-years and wondering where those tiny babies’ guardians are? These, among many others, could be symptoms of senioritis.…
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