Jessica Parsons
The Secret Lizard Love Affair
October 22, 2018Rose Blossom is no ordinary girl. By day, she works at her local stuffed animal hospital. By night, her body transforms into a fully functioning rocket ship and she travels the galaxies. When her engine gets rusty on a trip around the Chocolate-Milky Way, Rose Blossom crashes on the dangerous planet of Squeesh and must fight for her life. With her trusty sidekick, Fred, a cowardly vampire-bear by her side, Rose Blossom is captured by a local gang of lizard people, and she must try to trick them into fixing her engine so she can escape Squeesh . . .…
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My summer accomplishments
September 5, 2018The summer sun, the cool and refreshing ocean water, the long hours of daylight spent sipping on lemonade; this is what summer break promises. We spend all spring gearing up in anticipation for the days of fun ahead and planning…
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Pro-tips from a self-declared wine snob
July 9, 2018I know that you could never hope to be as sophisticated as me, myself being the wine connoisseur that I am. You have to have a certain palate to be an expert at it (like me). However, here are a…
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The Symptoms of Senioritis
May 8, 2018Have you been caught staring at a wall for hours, sensing a creeping existential crisis? How about looking at first-years and wondering where those tiny babies’ guardians are? These, among many others, could be symptoms of senioritis. Senioritis is a…
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