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Quiz: How well do you know vaginas?

EIC July 18, 2016

Think you know vaginas pretty well? Or maybe you don’t know that much, but are interested in learning a few things? Take our quiz and test your knowledge. Answers are at the bottom of the page — no cheating, though! Q1: Can vaginas get erections? True False Q2: How many sensory nerves does a clitoris have? 6,000 8,000 2,500 12,00 Q3: How many different kinds of orgasms can someone with a vagina have? Four It’s impossible to tell One Women don’t orgasm Q4: Vaginal discharge includes a substance called squalene. Where else is this substance found? Seaweed In root vegetables…

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Pokémon Go has ruined my sex life

EIC July 12, 2016

He leaned in for a kiss. I did the same. We embraced, and it was great — there’s something about geeky guys that really gets my blood pumping. Our hands began to roam when suddenly his pants vibrated. I grinned…

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Burlesque performers Shine in sensual show

EIC July 11, 2016

She’s loud, foul-mouthed, and is the owner of a theatre whose crazy cast of burlesque dancers she calls family. But that description doesn’t do justice to Shine Mionne, the titular character of a burlesque musical that, while explicit, actually has…

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Yes We Mystic will be your Forgiver

EIC July 11, 2016

After touring through Germany and the UK, Winnipeg band Yes We Mystic are excited to return home. “Touring Western Canada is our favorite because that’s what’s familiar to us. It’s where we started,” Adam Fuhr, lead vocalist and guitarist, said.…

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Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates isn’t as dumb as it sounds

EIC July 11, 2016

If you’ve seen a romantic comedy before, you know the plot of Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates: boy meets girl in quirky circumstance, things go wrong, things get deep, things get worse, everyone has a coming-of-age moment, the leads…

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Other stupid holidays white people are bound to advocate for

EIC July 11, 2016

You may notice that we white people seem to ask for a whole load of stupid holidays. What most people don’t know, however, is that we whites have a plethora of frivolous holidays that we have yet to drop your…

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I don’t love myself, deal with it

EIC July 11, 2016

Hello. My name’s Courtney Miller and I don’t love myself.   It’s a simple statement that shouldn’t be a big deal. Nothing says that I’m required to give myself my own undying devotion — nothing except for the prolific mantra…

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Canadian Blood Services once again proves its needless discrimination

EIC July 11, 2016

[dropcap]I[/dropcap] have been donating blood since 2013, and it deeply saddens me to hear that Canadian Blood Services (CBS) will be adopting a complicated new protocol on August 15 with regards to blood donations from trans* people. Dr. Mindy Goldman…

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SFSS looking for input from students on issues that matter

EIC July 4, 2016

The Simon Fraser Student Society’s (SFSS) Advocacy Committee is looking for students to tell them what their most concerning issues are — and they won’t stop until they hear from enough of them. After conducting a survey online and in…

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Albums to match every stage of your summer road trip

EIC July 4, 2016

Summer’s here, and with it comes plenty of reasons to be hitting the road. Music festivals, weddings, cabin getaways, trips back to your hometown — through any combination of the above, you’ll be spending plenty of time on the road,…

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