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Inevitable gimmicks SFU admin will use to distract you from real campus issues
July 25, 2016Dr. Petter Magic Mould Eraser™ The Dr. Petter Magic Mould Eraser™ is tough on university-eating fungus. This product is also guaranteed to keep nosy health and safety officers off your campus, so you can do more of what you're good at: studying for bell-curved classes you’ve already failed! SFU Residence blinders and earmuffs Whether it’s the shrill cry of TAs fighting for a living wage or alleged security scandals in the SFU dorms, help the admin keep your campus just the way it is by blocking all of it away. After all, nothing says engaging the student body like sensory…
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CINEPHILIA: It’s the little things that make Our Little Sister outstanding
July 25, 2016“He was kind but useless.” “He was useless but kind.” This minute reversal frames Hirokazu Koreeda’s eternally generous Our Little Sister. In every sense — thematic, formal, structural — this film is distinctly Japanese. Its serene, quiet power wrapped up…
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On the anxieties of a soon-to-be graduate
July 25, 2016[dropcap]T[/dropcap]he end of university for me is nigh, and it feels like an impending disaster. For some reason, I assumed I would feel ready and excited for the future. Instead, my days have been filled with anxiety. Will I find…
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Why I’m not jumping on the Pokémon Go bandwagon
July 25, 2016[dropcap]O[/dropcap]ne of the fondest memories of my childhood is marathoning all 10 (at the time) Pokémon movies in a 24-hour period. I wept when Entei sacrificed himself for Molly and cheered when Latios and Latias rocketed over the city of…
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SFU sociologist studies polyamory among queer women
July 22, 2016Can love only happen between two people? Not necessarily, and there are many individuals who live in polyamorous relationships to prove that. The first question those of us who don’t practice polyamory usually ask is: how do you deal with…
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A guide to Pokémon Go at SFU Burnaby
July 21, 2016Pokémon Go has taken over the world. The app, which combines the popular Japanese franchise with features borrowed from augmented reality (AR) and geocaching, has quickly become one of the most popular pastimes in North America. Seriously, it even briefly…
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Why are there so few good sex toys for men?
July 18, 2016[dropcap]B[/dropcap]efore this summer, I had never lived on my own for more than a week. I moved out of my parents’ place with my partner, with whom I still live (happily). Without getting into details, let’s just say that my…
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Give the penis its time in the limelight
July 18, 2016Flaccid penises are awkward. There really isn’t any other way around it. They just kind of hang there, flopping about in the breeze. But that really isn’t a good enough reason to not feature more full-frontal male nudity in film…
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Be sexy for yourself before anyone else
July 18, 2016[dropcap]B[/dropcap]eing sexy for others is challenging. There are so many factors to consider, such as what others do and don’t find attractive, and what you’re comfortable with doing in the name of ‘sexiness.’ For lack of a better phrase, it’s…
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Butt Plugs that aren’t but should be on the market
July 18, 2016By: Justin Stevens The Spring “Jumping your partner’s bones has never been this fun.” The Feather Duster “Take that french maid fantasy to the next level.” Mario Raccoon Tail “Hit up the power up in your relationship and…
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