Hannah Davis
A Peak through the archives: Judging past humour pieces
November 11, 2025Did you know that The Peak wasn’t always funny? Gasp, you say. Oh, but it’s true. It wasn’t until the first humour section, “Nifty Pages,” graced us with its presence on January 12, 1998, that we truly became a sophisticated and reputable publication. Ah, those were the days — back when humour writers had to fight over precious real estate on a pitiful single page and humour editors who had actual artistic talent for political cartoons beyond drawing crude stick figures (I’m looking at you, Mason). So strap on those seatbelts, plop on your hard hats, and tighten those safety…
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14 creative sitting postures for online lectures
July 20, 2020The best thing about online classes is that you can sit any way you want to. Every student hates how in-person classes mean you’re confined to regular seated positions in a regular chair. Butt in seat, back on back rest,…
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I am Tails ‘B’ Wagging Animal Shelter and I am very sad and empty
June 30, 2020My name is Tails ‘B’ Wagging Animal Shelter and today has been a bittersweet day. You may have guessed it. I am an animal shelter, and over the last few months, something strange has been happening . . . The…
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A single at-home TikTok workout made me too powerful
June 26, 2020Once all the gyms closed, I was at a loss as to where to find easy at-home workouts. Should I look to qualified trainers online? Local gyms holding free or reduced cost classes online? Friends who can provide fitness inspiration…
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My dreamy pen pal, [email protected]
June 18, 2020Anon To: [email protected] CC: [email protected] Subject: seeking… a friend? I am very lonely. Dear mailer-daemon, Here I am, shouting into the void, reaching out to a nonexistent email address in hopes of hearing from you. A branch from the tree…
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“You will not BELIEVE what my 5-year old succulent did today!”: a plant mommy blog
June 9, 2020Hey fellow Succies! I hope you like that name I’ve coined for all you fellow plant mommies! Wow! Today has been a stressful week. My succulent turned 5-years old and the house was in chaos trying to organize a celebration…
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“peasants i am leaving you for something better”: A Simon Fraser story
May 23, 2020I gaze at my reflection in a silver spoon in Mackenzie Café, untangle a perfect curl from my mile-long natural lashes, and chuckle at a measly peasant boy who walks by me, completely unaware of my innate superiority. “You see,”…
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Literal Hellfire And 6 Other Groundbreaking New Ways To Cook An Egg (NOT Clickbait)
February 17, 2020I was sitting alone in my bedroom when I got a call from an unknown number. “What are you thinking about?” asked Gordon Ramsay. “Eggs, Gordon!” I exclaimed into the phone. “I’m absolutely tormented by the thought of eggs and…
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SFU drinking games to kick off (and get you through) the semester
January 14, 2020I’m Not Drunk, YOU’RE Drunk A game to play when you’ve had a big Wednesday night out, only to find yourself in lecture on Thursday morning, somehow still incredibly sloshed. The rules are simple: Interact with as many people as…
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SFU’s less noteworthy alumni
July 29, 2019The Peak had a glorious opportunity to interview one of SFU'S most average alumni, Brian, who is a manager at a local sports equipment store. He insists that SFU failed him, as once he graduated, every job he applied to…
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