Gary Lim

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First-year unaware entire university mocking him.

EIC January 16, 2012

By Gary Lim Tag:Freshman still totally in the dark on how universally loathed he is by university BURNABY (B.C.) — First-year student Jeremy Richardson is reportedly still unaware of the fact that he has been made a laughing stock by the entire student population and faculty of the university several times since the beginning of the semester. Miriam Cunningham professor of Richardson’s LING 121 class told The Peak: “It’s really quite funny how much of a tremendous ass he’s making of himself. I mean the first day of class, he decides to speak up in his whiny little voice, ‘What…

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Join the Club: Club Club!

EIC January 16, 2012

By Alan Watt New to SFU? Missed Clubs Days? Finding it hard to make friends? Tired of sitting alone on Friday and Saturday night writing Link/Ganon slash-fiction? Well I’ll bet there’s a club that can take your mind off those…

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Bar Room Anecdote takes Disturbing Twist

EIC January 9, 2012

By Gary Lim Senior Tavern Correspondent VANCOUVER (B.C.) – Onlookers watched in stunned silence as what began as a jovial bar room anecdote by one Steven Miller, 22, took off on a strange dark tangent last Thursday night. Long-time server…

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Stuff We Hate

EIC January 9, 2012

Stuff We Hate: Parking When I first enrolled at SFU was excited to get my U-Pass so I wouldn’t have to drive downtown and park. There would be no more circling blocks looking for a spot, no more fumbling for change,…

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Word On The Street: New Year’s Resolutions

EIC January 9, 2012

Q: What New Year's Resolutions have you made to make sure 2012 is the best year ever?   "I'm going to finish that calendar of mine. I've been putting that off for WAY too long now." —Axotl Muzencab , Ancient Mayan…

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