Cam Darting
A guide to winning the armrest on airplanes
November 21, 2024High school history class focused on all sorts of armed conflicts. It taught us about the French Revolution, the World Wars, and more. However, they failed to teach us about one ongoing war that impacts people daily: the war for the armrest on the airplane. Whether you get to rest your light and fragile arm on that hard plastic armrest can dictate your mood for not only the flight but the entire trip. You don’t wanna be sad walking around Hongdae looking for BTS because of a tired forearm, do you? Let me help you answer that: ANIYO! As a…
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Don’t play with Peakie
October 17, 2024Dear Peakie, We have officially begun the season where SFU Burnaby gets permanently enveloped in a deep fog. I’ve been told this is just the clouds, but are you sure it’s not SFU spending all our tuition money on hidden…
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Horoscopes July 30 – August 4
August 8, 2024Aries March 21–April 19 I can smell the confidence oozing out of you as you read this. Aries my friend, you better work. It’s almost August and I know you have been doing jack shit this summer. Put the sluttiest…
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Peakie gets sporty
August 2, 2024Dear Peakie, As you know, July is Disability Pride Month. So, obviously, we want to do something in solidarity with disabled people across the province. To observe this month, we’ve actually committed to the growth of the disability community. To…
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Peakie is here to answer your queeries
June 19, 2024Dear Peakie, I have given birth to so many children you’d think I was Little John’s wife! No galvanized steel is needed for me, though; I prefer to work on poles. Anyhow, my children continue to spread lies about me!…
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Move out of the way cisheteros, it’s not about you this month
June 19, 2024I think it’s time to move to a different city and start anew. Everyone around me is a fake ally. It’s been 4,320 minutes since May turned into June, and nobody has wished me a happy Pride Month. No Skittles,…
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What Grinds Our Gears: The job market
June 19, 2024Why is the job market so terrible right now? From no jobs being available to them having too many requirements, it seems like this weird epidemic has no end. Most of us at SFU are just broke students in need…
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AI should not replace human talent
June 19, 2024I often ask myself if artificial intelligence (AI) can predict the future, and tell us whether or not it will leave humans jobless. I don’t want to ask an AI software this, because I don’t want to give it any…
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Horoscopes June 17 – June 23
June 17, 2024Aries March 21–April 19 Anything but a G-string As an Aries, you’re fun, energetic, and the life of the party. At Pride, you’ll be jumping up and down, dancing, and because of this, we need to ensure the goods are…
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Peakie gets real
January 30, 2024Dear Peakie, I started crocheting to help manage stress, but now there are crochet mushrooms everywhere in my apartment. They’ve taken on a life of their own. Don’t get me wrong; I love having 100 mushroom besties to help me…
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