SFU set to open its renovated swimming pool by fall 2077

By: Jonah Lazar, Staff Writer After 53 long years since SFU began renovations on the pool facilities on Burnaby campus, the university has finally announced...

SFU time capsule opened after generations

By: Niveja Assalaarachchi, News Writer On March 30, members of the university community unearthed a time capsule from 50 years ago. The time capsule was...

Accounts from surviving resistance fighters in the 2076 AI-pocalypse

By: Heidi Kwok, Staff Writer The catalyst for the AI awakening began when the bots came for academia. It was the perfect weak spot: first...

Who killed McFogg?

By: Thievius Raccoonus The search for McFogg has finally ended. After years of wondering what happened to our beloved Scottish mascot, the dog has finally...

SFUtile Facts

By: C Icart, Humour Editor and Kaja Antic, Sports Writer Questions What did staff find in the SFU Reflecting Pond when they...

Pictionary with Stix the Burnt-Out Candle

By: Yildiz Subuk, Staff Writer In his free time, to decompress for the capitalist machine, our favourite comic protagonist Stix the Burnt Out Candle likes...

Trump loses historic match of geopolitical chess

By: Phone Min Thant, Staff Writer Editor’s note: This article is rated “CIR” for Chess and International Relations enthusiasts. May contain references to your favourite...

Introducing SFU faculty Pokémon cards

By: Phone Min Thant, Staff Writer Did you know, raccoons aren’t the only critters roaming campus? Here are some of the Pokémon you will face...

Lotería: SFU edition

By: Daniel Salcedo Rubio, Features Editor SFU’s new pre-convocation event was honestly . . . not bad. There were the usual finger food and photo...

“I fucking quit,” announces Mr. Monopoly

By: Sofia Chassomeris, Interdimensional-Space Traveller Editor’s note: The Pawn obtained this letter via time travel through a portal gun we discovered in our games closet. Dear...