Ambitious invention to blame for SFU’s extreme snowfall

SFU president Andrew Petter seems to have his eyes turned upwards, as his gondola dream now unites with another secret passion project that, quite...

Your Shot

Left:  This photographer forgot that you’re supposed to eat your food after Instagramming it.     Right: An SFU student peers from his cave, clearly much happier in his...

SFU becomes wildlife reserve

By: Alex Bloom In a recent bid to increase revenue, SFU has decided to transition into a wildlife reserve. Now called Simon Fraser Shelter for...

SFU students fail the criteria for life, researchers confirm

By: Elise Burgert, “Life” Sciences Experimenter   Throughout history, scientific consensus has been that the organisms occupying Simon Fraser University, a concrete behemoth sitting atop Burnaby...

The diets and natural habitats of the most common SFU faculties

Environmental sciences Diet: Predominantly vegan and vegetarian Green leaf salads with no dressing Kombucha Chickpeas Tofu Hummus Rice crackers Dandelions Pure unfiltered sunlight Behaviour and habitat: They can often be found grazing at Renaissance...

A day in the life of an SFUer

By: Alannah Wallace, SFUer Expert   The SFUer has a home and bed, but they do not sleep much. Most days, they wake up so tired...

New student-eating bird discovered at SFU

By: Jennifer Low, Avian Correspondent Ever wonder why SFU’s architecture is filled with dark tunnels and hallways? Or what the heck the avocado/egg in the AQ...

Best hikes in Vancouver

By: Andrew Ringer and Eva Zhu   Andrew’s hikes: Garibaldi Lake Difficulty: Intermediate Time: Five hours Camping: Yeee Driving time from SFU Burnaby: 1.5 hours No matter how blue...

SPOOF: Famous Feuds of 2016

SFU Exams vs. The Snow What’s this? What’s this? What the fuck is this?! Snow is a big cock-slap in the face, and Metro Vancouver...

SPOOF: The Short List

Larissa Chen It has been an incredible feat that while she was initially elected as VP student services representative, Larissa Chen quickly rose to her...