Wrong point / wronger point: man braids vs mullets

Yes, the man braids are a gift from Mother Earth! By Luca Boyega, SFU Student The man braid has come into contact with a lot of...

An open letter to Guadalupe burritos

Dear Guadalupe burritos, You don’t know me, but boy, do I know you. My name is Max Hill. I’m the editor-in-chief of the very newspaper...

HUMOUR: DJ Khaledism becomes a registered religion in America

In a shocking move, The Best Master Key Church of Khaled — or DJ Khaledism, as it more commonly referred — has been given...

HUMOUR: SFU’s men’s rights activists protest new “friend zone” bench unveiling

The unveiling of a new mental health initiative is driving one group at Simon Fraser University out of their mind: the MaleMen, a men’s...

HUMOUR: Please consider donating to the North American Foundation For Improved Bald Eagle Literacy

Please be advised that parts of what you’re about to read might be difficult for some individuals. The following contains many hard-hitting truths that...

HUMOUR: How to avoid offending anyone with your Halloween costume this year

Let’s face it: we’re not celebrating your grandparents’ Halloween, when bottles of Coke cost a nickel and Sun-Maid raisins were the hot new item...

This week in comics

The Crapside by Darien Lechner & Ryan Stella Peers by Leslie Lu Creator's Pet by Destiny Hsu The Adventures of Agoraphobia Man: World Defender by Jacey Gibb

HUMOUR: Fall semester icebreaker a resounding success for SFU’s Introvert Club

Last week SFU’s Introvert Club held their inaugural meeting of the semester, marking the largest ever gathering of people who didn’t want to be...

HUMOUR: SFU student hospitalized after offering seat to non-senior citizen on transit

For the average SFU student, transiting is a reality that comes with living the glorious university lifestyle. Like an excessively high-priced textbook for a...