Quiz: Who said it? Andrew Cuomo, Zohran Mamdani, or a DNC insider?

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By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor and Corbett Gildersleve, News Writer Congratulations, you’ve survived 13 weeks of classes — pop quiz time! The Peak has gathered...
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#NotClueless: SFU, like, totally gave me a private jet?

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By: Katie Walkley, Peak Associate Hey Instagram fan girly pop queens! It’s your influencer queen here. You won’t believe the level of growth I’ve been...
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Vancouver to transform Science World into giant soccer ball

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By: Lucaiah Smith-Miodownik The City of Vancouver has been selected to host several FIFA World Cup games next summer. Exciting, right? In preparation for the...
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Rating MBC food choices based on how likely I am to recite Robert Frost whilst taking a shit after consumption

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By: Katie Walkley, Peak Associate This is my long-awaited and highly requested ranking of the Maggie Benston Centre Food Court choices based on how likely...
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Lana Del Rey’s hologram to headline Fall Kickoff

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By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor Picture this: Lana Del Rey, singing Chemtrails Over The Country Club, frantically flying over an audience, and waving her arms...
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The OneBC party is here to stop Comrade Rustad

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By: Yildiz Subuk, Staff Writer The leader of the BC Conservative party, John Rustad, has recently lost the plot. He seems to be suppressing the...
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Dig, Baby Dig: SFU’s bold economic and educational plan

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By: Corbett Gildersleve, News Writer Inspired by the rapid passing of BC’s Bill 15: The Infrastructure Projects Act, and the federal Bill C-5: One Canadian...
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SFU vs. UBC: The renewed rivalry

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By: Katie Walkley, Peak Associate It was still light out at 8:32 p.m., and I felt unstoppable. I’m not proud of what I did, but...
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CONFESSIONAL: I “pay it forward” in the drive-thru to gain aura points

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By: Noeka Nimmervoll, Staff Writer Imagine you’re me. A writer, in an age of inflation and AI takeover. Like Charlotte Lucas in Pride and Prejudice,...
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STATEMENT: Prime Minister Carney explains why he invited Modi to the G7 Summit

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By: Mark Carney, Prime Minister of Canada OTTAWA — My fellow Canadians. It ‘tis I, Big Daddy Mark Carney, here.  India is run like a well-cooked...
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