CONFESSIONALS: I work out from home so no one can see me fall

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Health and fitness trends come and go. If you’re old enough, you start to see them repeating. Look me in...

The benefits of being Black in a mostly non-Black community

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Kendrick performed at the Super Bowl last week, and while I didn’t watch the performance (I refuse to watch men...

Hinge is a game, and I’m losing

By: DILF Hunter, SFU Student From 2023 to 2024, I was a frequent user of dating apps out of boredom. I gained nothing from...

Dear Peakie aids those in need

By: Sarah Sorochuk, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  I love merch! People think my favourite slogan is “fight, fight, fight,” but it’s...

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Joy Johnson!

By: Yasmin Hassan, Staff Writer In a revelation that left the SFU community astonished and amused, it appears our esteemed president and vice-chancellor, Dr. Joy...

Quiz: Which broken SFU facility are you?

By: Phone Min Thant, Staff Writer Welcome to Simon Fraser University. You are yet another facility students pay dearly for, only to find out that...

Can’t ski, too broke

By: Yasmin Hassan, Staff Writer So, uh, I’ve been invited to go skiing. Skiing? In this economy? Right, right, I forgot that not everyone has...

goSFU? More like noSFU

By: Sarah Sorochuk, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor OK, it’s course selection season! Time to log into the easy-peasy, foolproof system called goSFU....

It’s Dear Peakie again

By: C Icart, Humour Editor and Yasmin Hassan, Staff Writer Dear Peakie,  I’m in my main character era. I love it when people watch me walk...

A guide to winning the armrest on airplanes

By: Cam Darting, Peak Associate High school history class focused on all sorts of armed conflicts. It taught us about the French Revolution, the World...